In which Tyler cranks up the delulu dial to eleven and tells us about his "ten years of vocal awards" when we have all had the misfortune of witnessing him "sing". Also, he is afraid of being a solo artist which is why he was "half way through" a solo album before The Crash[tm].
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Catastrophic Fruitiness Scale
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✅ Being "adorkable" / "quirky"
❌ Being "cutesy confused / ADHDish"
❌ Being "seductive"
❌ Being broke
✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Being successful
❌ Caterwauling
❌ "Click on the clicky thing"
✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Delusions of grandeur
✅✅✅ Extra fruity
❌ FEELING his hair
✅✅✅ Happy trauma / being unwell / sad
✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Made-up BS story time
✅✅ "Manliness" set to low
✅✅✅✅✅ Mentioning the accident
✅✅ Moobs
✅ Outro phrase
✅✅ Pre-wearing jewelry
✅ Shoehorning sales pitch
❌ Size inclusive
✅ Slo-mo blinking/eye roll
✅✅✅✅ Unmotivated giggling
✅✅✅✅ Unwarranted praise of his "jewelry" / "art"
✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Unwarranted self-praise
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Source comment from Tyler Catastrophe Solona:
every wish i make is for a comeback era lol
#tylercatastrophe #tyler #catastrophe #solona #lovejoy #lovejoywilbur #wilbursoot #delulu #delulumaxxing #justquotingwords #publicprofile #drama #tea #lolcow #cringetiktoks #cringe
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