Solar Jay - On Hold With Heaven

Thank you for calling Kingdom Communications.
Your prayer is important to us.
Please stay on the line, as the next available Representative will be with you shortly."

I called in late last night, my situation dire
Account was in the red, my engine caught a fire
I need a miracle, on the double, maybe triple
My faith's a little weak, so I sent it from my iPhone
I navigated through the menu, my patience getting thin
Pressed "1" for a blessing, "2" to forgive my sin
"3" for intervention, "4" for daily bread
"5" if you're an angel and you're standing by my bed
I entered my card details, the PIN is "H-O-P-E"
Got put on hold, now it's just little ol' me…

I'm on hold with Heaven, pressed '1' for a blessing.
Hearing harps and silence, it's a special kind of testing.
"Your call will be answered in the order it was received."
I'm starting to believe that I've been slightly deceived.
This celestial wait time's got me losing all my grace,
Stuck staring at this loading screen on your holy face.

I got the automated message, it's a real cryptic read
Said "A sign is on its way to meet your every need."
So I looked for rainbows, I looked for pennies on the ground
Found a two-for-one coupon, turned my whole life around?
I think I misunderstood. Then a bird pooped on my head
Is that a sign of favor, or I should have stayed in bed?
The hold music shifted to a hymn I've never known
It's been seventy-two hours, I'm developing a tone!
I shouted "Operator! I just need a simple yes!"
The system said, "Please state your request." I said, "You know the rest!"

I'm on hold with Heaven, pressed '1' for a blessing.
Hearing harps and silence, it's a special kind of testing.
"Your call will be answered in the order it was received."
I'm starting to believe that I've been slightly deceived.
This celestial wait time's got me losing all my grace,
Stuck staring at this loading screen on your holy face.

I know you're not Amazon, can't track my prayer's route
And I know you see the big picture while I'm focused on the drought
It's just my human nature, this instant-gratification itch
While you're painting a masterpiece, I'm checking for a single stitch.
So I'll try to breathe in, breathe out, and find a little peace
Maybe the hold music's the lesson, and the waiting is the release.

I'm on hold with Heaven, pressed '1' for a blessing.
Hearing harps and silence, it's a special kind of testing.
"Your call will be answered in the order it was received."
I'm starting to believe that I've been slightly deceived.
This celestial wait time's got me losing all my grace,
Stuck staring at this loading screen on your holy face.

...Yeah.
I guess the connection was weak on my end.
Maybe I just gotta hang up, and learn to press "send"
And let it go.
...But for real, if you get this, my battery's at 1%.

Дата на публикация: 12 февруари, 2026
Категория: Музика
Ключови думи: Rap рап